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RIOT INVESTIGATION REPORT BY SINGAPORE SINGAPOREANS
By prioritising on big items, it is discovered that DUSTBINS have a CONTRIBUTORY FACTOR to riots.
SUPERIOR LOGIC - YOU CANNOT SAY I AM WRONG
Basing of high level of logic and reasoning, by our top think tanks with doctorates, scholarships and general rank, the sight of DUSTBINS may incur the need to throw things, especially the bin itself. It also incur the need to RIOT.
If you don't accept this, then TUCK YOU understand!
DUSTBINS EQUALS RIOT AND THROW
It can be seen in this picture that the wrecked police car is surrounded by DUSTBINS thrown at it. In the videos seen in the riots, the rioters are seen throwing DUSTBINS at the vehicles. The same DUSTBINS keeps on being picked up and thrown again and again.
RECOMMENDATION
Singapore Singaporeans Committee of Inquiry (SSCOI) highly recommend prevention to another DUSTBIN RIOT ...
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